Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

People who can comfortably sit longer then 15 minutes are the luckiest people in the world

You’d think so until you realize executive dysfunction has kept you in the same position for 8 solid hours

Solidarity between those who can’t get shit done cause they were sitting all day with those who can’t get shit done cause they can’t stay in one place

the cat is controlling him

I was apprehensive to change my gender markers because of a bad feeling I had about it running into problems like this… yikes

elon musk’s months-long very public breakdown reached a fresh peak today when he accused one of the divers in Thailand of being a pedophile in response to criticism of his metal death-tube

Exile him to where though? In the modern world where could he be sent to really exclude him from society. Really we’d end up having to help him build a Martian colony, and he’d only win from that

i hear there’s a cave in thailand

we are boycotting amazon siri play despacito

apple’s not any better….gregorian monks start deepthroating

i meant to say throat singing but you know what that’ll work too

This is the timeline I’m supposed to be in.

I want to go to there