Luke Hemmings Can Suck My Ass

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

Ok but no one hates Arzaylea more than Calum

There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”

“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”

“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”

“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”

“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that” 

@pissdracula

Holy shit this is beautiful

@zombeesknees

I bought the print version of this at TCAF this weekend and it’s hilarious and beautiful