Ricci

date someone that makes you roll your eyes and smile after

seven years of one direction each one represents a deadly sin

@ universe, thank you for making “harry styles” one letter too long for a two-handed knuckle tattoo and therefore stopping me from making a very poor choice

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

oh what the hell…lol.

this is important

ROGER WORKS

Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.

For the next year-

Who knows… it could work… 

These never work, so the timer starts… now!

y'all ever notice how guys standards for girls are so much more unnecessary than girls standards for guys are….like i’ve heard guys say things like “if she doesn’t send nudes i can’t wife”, “she’s gotta be willing to fuck anytime i want”, “if she doesn’t give head it’s a deal breaker” and girls say thing like “he needs to love and care about me” or “he needs to not be afraid to show me off” like girls’ expectations for the men they date are so ridiculously low because it’s just so uncommon for guys to love their girl unconditionally and show them off while guys expectation for girls are so stupid and unnecessary because they already know that their girl will support them and love them no matter what and they take advantage of that….

I cannot imagine someone actually like loving me??? wanting to be with me?? dating me?? unfathomable & also impossible 

“i don’t know if i’m ready for college,” i say, a college student, who is already enrolled in college

if i get famous n one of yall bring up somethin i said in 2010 just know im beatin ya ass