the beast

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

all guys have a shirt which is their best shirt. that's just guys for ya...

(muttering to myself as i put on an outfit which is my best shirt with my best pants) i didn't need to go this hard...

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions