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Cassian the bloodthirsty Illyrian General who prowls the Hewn City and terrifies its residents for 500 years suddenly cornering an orchestra because he really wants to make a music box for his crush for Solstice and please also play songs you enjoy because I love her 🥺👉👈

Oh shit I need 700 of these asap

I can’t believe some of things u people make me read with my own two eyes

Destroy the idea that it’s humble to hate yourself. Destroy the idea that loving yourself is conceited.

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury​ This was everything.

I totally wouldn't believe it was real seeing it in a film. That dress is amazing as are the people who designed and made it happen.

I've just finished the episode and that moment was just wow.

Hi, yes I didnt sign up for living through the fucking plagues of Egypt

Nah if it was the plagues we’d have gotten a memo– wait shit. Passover is coming up. Welp.

the receptionist was so scandalized when i told her my male cat was named daffodil. “but that’s a flower” she kept saying “why would you name a boy after a flower” like lady…..it’s a cat…..

like when i went in she went “and here’s little miss daffodil” and i corrected her with “actually, he’s a boy” and the woman just fucking short circuited. “you named a boy cat daffodil?” “yes.” “but that’s a girl’s name” like lady….it’s a flower

#cis people would gender noodles if they could#spaghetti is male#alfredo is male#angel hair pasta?#a beautiful lady (via fenrisprotector)

I can’t stop laughing, how did I never pick up on that