Had my post-op appointment today and this line from the summary is hilarious. A perfect description of my personality-
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Had my post-op appointment today and this line from the summary is hilarious. A perfect description of my personality-

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hey, it's okay if the only thing you did for pride was exist. i'm glad & grateful you are in the world. your survival is a celebration.
Oh thank god!
actually insane to me that tumblr is a place where you can be so good at being horny you make friends about it
I was talking about this with a friend but a really interesting cultural shift over the last ohhhhhh ten years maybe is that many people in fandoms view themselves as stakeholders and not audience members. Because of that, they think that the fandom should be running things or at least have an acknowledged say in how something is run. And every reminder that they are not in control, no matter how small, bothers them.
Yes, and it's giving Karen at the post office yelling I PAY YOUR SALARY.
The BIGGEST problem with this fandom, the beginning of the decay, was people coming up with headcanons and then being viciously mad when those headcanons- many of which made zero sense and were not rooted in any semblance of reality to canon- were either disproven or made clearly impossible.
People ripped the books because they wanted it to be like ________ fanfic, and it really differentiated the adults in the room from the whining toddlers. And those two things- the adults vs the toddlers- have nothing to do with age and everything to do with emotional maturity.

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Recipe: Kitty Litter Cake
Ingredients:
1 box spice cake mix
1 box white cake mix
1 package vanilla sandwich cookies (ie, Vanilla Oreos)
A few drops green food coloring
Bag of tootsie rolls- big or small
1 box vanilla pudding mix (not instant)
NEW kitty litter box
These can be bought from the dollar store.
NEW kitty litter scoop or similar scoop
1. Prepare both cake mixes according to box directions and bake accordingly. Doesn’t matter what shape pan, just cook them.
2. Prepare pudding mix and chill until ready to use.
3. Crumble white sandwich cookies, set aside all but ¼ cup of the crumble.
4. To the ¼ cup cookie crumbles, blend in a few drops of green food coloring.
5. Once the cakes are done and cooled to room temperature, crumble them together in a large bowl.
6. Toss with HALF the uncolored cookie crumbs and the pudding mix.
7. Line the new CLEAN kitty litter box and add mixture.
8. Top with the other half of the cookie crumbs.
9. Microwave tootsie rolls on low in 5 second intervals until they’re pliable. Shape to form cat poop.
10. Half-bury the tootsie roll poops in the mix
11. Sprinkle the green cookie bits on top.
12. Serve with your NEW and CLEAN kitty litter scoop.
You’re Emmy nominated??? 😮😮😮
Twice!
You might be thinking of the Drama Emmys for like the major TV shows. There are 3 different Emmys, all under the same umbrella with the same trophy.
Television Emmys (IDK what to even call this bc they're all for television but you know what I mean)
Daytime Emmys (for soap operas and talk shows)
Broadcast Emmys (for smaller-broadcast stuff, like my PBS work or news broadcasts)
But yeah, I was nominated twice last year!
This is still one of the hottest things I've ever seen
A Very Happy Ramadan to all of my wonderful Muslim followers!
Payu’s racing suit: A masterclass in foreplay and kink exploration
One helluva title, huh? Well listen, I’ve been cursed with a great attention to detail (the notes app is sick of me atp) and an even greater desire to share so here we are. Wanna come along for the ride?
It's race day and this is the first time we get to see Payu in his gear, hence this very important full-body shot for which audience is quite grateful (I took the liberty of speaking for all of us, but if you disagree, remember that denial is a river in Egypt 😌). Though we will come to see later on, that no one is as grateful as Rain.
One thing about Rain, he's going to brat. And as amused as Payu is, he's going to nip it right in the bud (hair tousle, my beloved 😭). That aside, we know that Payu is almost always in tune with Rain, and he can clearly see that baby boy is more than loving how he looks in his racing gear. And Rain saying that his suit is cool a second time gives Payu the confirmation he needs, and an opening for foreplay and the exploration of Rain's budding cosplay kink.
Now despite rendering Rain parched and speechless at that thought of him stripping out of his gear, leave it to Payu to take it to the next level.
Rain is visibly excited. And although he has not verbally responded, his body language is speaking volumes, even if at this point he doesn't fully get what Payu is implying.

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👀 love in the air episode 7
in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action
Velaris: Fury and Ruin (Chapter 1)
[Series Complete]
Series Summary: Following a disastrous attack on Hybern, Cassian’s wings are broken, Azriel is critically wounded, and Feyre is dragged to Spring by Tamlin. Rhysand must now earn the forgiveness of his friends, protect his new sisters-in-law, and find a way to protect Prythian from a looming war- all without his mate and best friend by his side.
>Chapter 1< || Chapter 2 || Chapter 3 || Chapter 4 || Chapter 5 || Chapter 6 ||
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Velaris (Chapter 1): Four Years Trapped
[Series Complete]
Summary: “Protect Velaris. Protect each other. I love you all.” With Rhys’ final words, the shields around Velaris rise, trapping the Inner Circle inside for fifty years. This series follows Mor, Cassian, Azriel, and Amren as they struggle to adapt and fulfill Rhys’ final request.
>Chapter 1< || Chapter 2 || Chapter 3 || Chapter 4
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To read on Archive of Our Own, click here.
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I made a bisexual bone dragon
We had a historic photo specialist develop a roll of film from my late grandfather's camera, which had been kept in a dark room since his death in 1962.
Two pictures of a tree on the golf course our family owned for around 70 years or so (where Tiger Woods came to practice a few times!), my grandmother's old Bonneville, which was nailed by a golfball, a mysterious little girl we think may be my mom's eldest cousin, and the last picture is one I found the funniest...
When our friend, a photography and camera expert, realized there was still film in the camera, he snapped a picture of our wall so that he could roll the film. A modern photo that looks almost historic XD