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karazrel

hozier is literally the only valid man

stability

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Bungou Stray Dogs 30-Day Challenge

► [ Favorite Male Character ] - Osamu Dazai

thanks [Red-blue heart] for the scan from novel 55 minute.

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waitress assigned kin

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As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

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I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”

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abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)

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So. Today in class we assigned Macbeth roles to students to read. When I asked the class who wants to be Lady Macbeth, a young man raised his hand. I kind of stared at him like “Lady Macbeth,” and he nodded like “I know what I’m about ma’am.” So then the student who ended up as Macbeth raised his hand and said “HE’S THE ONE, HE’S MY WIFE!” So I said “yeah sure why not,” and the entire class period they were blowing kisses to each other and winking at each other, and every now and then Macbeth would say “I’m the luckiest man on Earth” and Lady Macbeth would put a hand to his chest, and be like “BABE!”.

I just stared at them, knowing that they CLEARLY have never read ‘Macbeth’ before, so… all this lovey dovey… I don’t know if I have the heart to tell them the truth.

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Update:

Macbeth is absolutely willing to fucking throw down for Lady Macbeth. Has already threatened a wall, a desk, a few students, a textbook that was neither his nor Lady Macbeth’s, and me

Lady Macbeth is enjoying the attention and has begun to use this new connection to his advantage. I’m starting to suspect he’s read ahead in the play.

Macbeth is going to end up living in detention at this rate.

Macbeth has no idea that he is the tragedy of the story. Claims to be the hero of the play, fails to see the irony in this

Macbeth slowly scooted his desk across the classroom to hold hands with Lady Macbeth. He was not subtle.

Macbeth has proposed on several occasions. Lady Macbeth just laughs and says they’re already married.

Macbeth’s girlfriend is in the class with them and is “totally not jealous or anything just thinks this whole fucking play is a waste of time”

Lady Macbeth should probably be a theatre major at some point, he fucking rocked Act V scene I

Other teachers and staff are emailing me about the “lovely lords”. Lady Macbeth now refuses to answer to anything other than Lady Macbeth and is always very upset when people don’t call him by his proper title.

huffylemon

brainplaguerewind

Tumblr is flagging very obvious SFW images but still allows this butt inflation game to be advertised.

brainplaguerewind

Fucking incredible.

incorrectdaysix

Jae: You remind me of the ocean

Young K: Because I’m deep and mysterious?

Jae: Because you’re salty and scare people

treasures-and-beauty

3D Printed Silverware. Design by Francis Bitonti Studio.

ladyvyola

So the Elves have discovered 3D printing….

dies-first

@ourlordandseivior these so remind me of u before I read the caption XD

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yuuba

Mamahinas day

bonus: naruto is bathing her befor bring her to bed

kuriquinn

adorable!

sophie-abc

Swamp in a boulder

strawberrylovely

not sure whether to comment “that is a nice boulder” or “GET OUTTA MY SWAMP” because honestly both apply in this situation

libraford

THE BOULDER IS CONFLICTED.

itsagifnotagif

These memes

rocknrollpope

mom: come down and eat

me: i’m not hungry

mom: i got take out

me:

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The Devil’s Pulpit in Stirling, Scotland. The name originally referred to the mushroom-shaped rock that sometimes pokes above the rushing stream. Some say the rock is where the Devil stood to address his followers, It’s still a fitting name, as the red water certainly gives the whole place an eerie, almost sinister aura, though its color actually isn’t the work of the Devil at all. It’s merely a result of the underlying red sandstone. (Source)

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GEOLOGY BITCHES

neopolitangumdrops

The water looks like jello

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showerthoughtsofficial

A broken clock is right twice a day, but a clock five minutes ahead is right 0 times a day. Mathematically a broken clock is better than a working clock 5 minutes ahead.

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There are roughly 100 billion neurons in the brain. Jeff Bezos’ net worth is estimated at 137 billion dollars. Jeff Bezos literally has more dollars than brain cells.

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