SENTENCE MEME ⟶ FUCK, THAT’S DELICIOUS / WEBSERIES
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“This is one of my favorite places.”
“I’m hungry as a motherfucker.”
“He’s over there showing me up. Who the fuck does he think he is?”
“Oh, shit, I sense some crazy shit.”
“I’m an addict for malted milkshakes.”
“I just need a fucking milkshake.”
“I’m old, I’m getting old.”
“I come here to feel like a child again.”
“It’s fucking sad that this is what I’m waiting for all day.”
“I could do a cannon ball into the fudge.”
“I’m taking dads all over the place.”
“I’m telling you that you ain’t shit.”
“You’re a piece of fucking garbage.”
“We, uh, ordered the entire menu.”
“I just want to make guacamole. Non-stop guacamole.”
“It’s one of the sleaziest places on earth, but I’ll fuck with it.”
“In usual fashion, I get bored a lot.”
“Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck! Fuck. Fuck, fuck.”
“How could you really go wrong with this?”
“What more could you ask for?”
“I’m gonna do a mountain hike naked.”
“Fire cleans everything, trust me.”
“That’s a beautiful fucking fire.”
“I hate that I love it so much.”
“It’s time to get healthy. For the day, anyway.”
“How do you not understand what I’m saying to you?”
“This is all very old-timey.”
“This right here is the heartbeat of a city.”
“No one had money on them. Who the fuck doesn’t have money on them?”
“He didn’t believe me. I wouldn’t have even believed me.”
“How did they smuggle you in here?”
“I could’ve been a child model.”
“You’re a fucking drug dealer.”
“I’m ready to eat every fucking thing possible.”
“I’m not cursing as much –– I’m a real fucking gentleman.”
“If pizza only takes eight minutes to cook, why’s it take forty five to get the motherfucker?”
“It’s not the best idea to be stoned out of your face.”
“This guy knows more shit than anybody.”
“Fruit and fried things just go well together.”
“How many crimes have you been charged with?”
“You always know how to ruin everything.”
“Men with mustaches are known for weird shit.”
“I’m fucking done with you. You’re a piece of shit.”
“Fried chicken is a staple in any household.”
“Any time you can swing a big cleaver, swing a big cleaver.”
“This guy is like top level fucking human.”
“Fuck the corporation bullshit.”
“I’m having a total eclipse of the heart right now.”
“I’m stoned out of my mind.”
“I never thought I’d see this in my life, but here we are.”
“I really don’t want to ruin your dinner.”
“If you cook your pasta to mush, I hate you.”
“I’m in a beautiful mind frame.”
“One of the best meals I had was behind a heavy metal bar.”
“I feel like I’m in the middle of a knife fight.”
“We went to a lot of fancy places, but the fucking best is in the back of a nightclub.”
“This is literally the best I’ve ever been treated.”
“That’s illegal in 38 states.”
“My little tastebuds are doing backflips right now.”
“I just want to say, you’re the bomb diggity.”
“That’s my new thing –– naked boxing.”
“You only got $7 and wanna bet it?”
“The foldable cutting board is one of the greatest inventions ever made.”
“You didn’t put too much weed in that, I like it.”
“Look at this. That’s the perfect steak.”
“I’m trying to eat a little bit cleaner now.”
“Out here is about gaining perspective.”
“I’m from England, I’m not used to this kind of weather.”
“This fucking bread is fucking perfect!”
“Things you should always have in your pantry at all times: olive oil, red pepper flakes, garlic, and pepper. Everyone knows that.”
“You’re on top of the fucking world.”
“You’re pissing me off, [name]!”
“I’m one of the most punctual people in the history of life.”
“When food is this beautiful, I feel bad eating it.”
“Hold up, I gotta Instagram this shit.”
“Damn, that shit’s bomb.”
“It’s sexy to show up a few minutes late.”
“I don’t know how to be late. I’m always half an hour early.”
“I’d rather eat a good meal than have sex.”
“If you got stuck on an island, would you rather have sex with a lizard woman but have the best chefs and food in the world, or have the hottest woman in the world and only eat McDonald’s?”
“This shit is next level.”
“I think we need manis and pedis, guys.”
“Nothing makes you feel more like a man than getting your toes done.”
“I can’t go to the gym, I gotta go get tacos.”
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