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“I can’t believe you.” “I thought you loved me.” “I swear I’ll scream.” “How could you forget?” “You abandoned me.” “You fucking left me.” “I said to stop doing that shit.” “I can’t trust you.” “You really fucking suck.” “Don’t fucking touch them.” “You did this.” “I hope you choke on it.” “I hate you.” “Don’t tell me what to do.” “Just fuck the hell off.” “I’m so sick of your shit.” “You’re just lying again.” “You’re such a damn liar.” “No one wants you here.” “As if anyone could love you.” “You’ve got some fucking nerve.” “How fucking dare you!” “Why? So you can fuck me over!” “Eat a dick.” “Get stuffed.” “Fuck you.” “Fuck off!” “Get the fuck out!” “I thought I told you never to speak to me again.” “Get a clue!” “I’ll never love you again.” “I’ll never trust you again.” “I’m better off without you.” “I’m happier without you.” “You’re a burden.” “It’s all your fault.” “You’re a monster.” “You cold-hearted bitch.” “You didn’t deserve them.” “Get away from me.” “You can’t force someone to love you.” “You’re delusional.” “I can’t stand you.” “You’re only good for one thing.” “You’re useless.” “I’ll fucking kill you.” “How could you?” “You piece of shit.” “What have you ever done for me?” “I don’t ever want to see you again.” “I don’t want you here.” “I need you to leave.” “Just go, that’s all you’re good for. Leaving.” “You don’t even know me.” “We’re not friends.” “We’ll never be friends.” “You’re nothing to me.” “You’re the salt of the earth.” “Go fuck over someone else.” “Go ruin someone else’s life.” “I hope you’re happy.” “You’re really pissing me off.” “You sick piece of shit.” “Stop following me.” “I’m calling the cops.” “You’re a fucking loser.” “I don’t even know why I put up with you.” “I’m not doing this right now.” “I’m so tired of you.” “Don’t talk to me.”

🎃 - carve Jack o’ Lanterns 🍁 - go on a scenic autumn walk 🔮 - see a fortune teller 👻 - tell ghost stories 👹 - go to a Halloween store 🕯 - perform a seance 🌽 - go through a corn maze 🌾 - go on a hayride 🌱 - go to a pumpkin patch 🍿 - have a Halloween movie marathon 🔪 - have a horror movie marathon 🍎 - go apple picking 🤡 - go to a haunted house attraction 🎭 - be actors at a haunted house attraction 🥕 - go to a farmer’s market 🔥 - have a bonfire 😱 - play scary slumber party games (Bloody Mary, the Midnight Game, etc…) 🎨 - do a craft  ☠ - visit a cemetery at night 🏈 - go to a football game 😈 - try on Halloween costumes 🌳 - take a drive to see the trees ⌛ - go to an antique store 👽 - talk about conspiracy theories 🌄 - go hiking ☔ - go on a rainy day walk 🥨 - make snacks for a party 🍬 - go shopping for Halloween candy 🍭 - hand out candy on Halloween 🥐 - cook some comfort food 😏 - play a scary prank 📚 - go to a library or bookstore 🎈 - plan a Halloween party together 🎉- attend a Halloween party together ☕ - go to a cozy cafe 📍 - sew homemade Halloween costumes 🎧 - listen to music together 🏚 - go poke around in a haunted location 🎪 - go to a creepy carnival 🏠 - sit at home by the fireside 🚂 - go on a scenic train ride 🍂 - rake leaves 🎫 - go on a tour of a spooky location 🍷 - go to a winery/brewery ⛺ - rent a cabin for the weekend 🏰 - spend the night in a spooky vacation spot

“Ready your weapon.” “You’re useless in a fight.” “I can teach you how to use that.” “That’s a fine blade.” “Where did you learn to fight?” “You’ve got quite a bit of finesse with that blade.” “You’re quite skilled with a blade.” “And that’s how you disarm a man.” “I could cut right through you.” “Don’t make me kill you.” “I’ve been stabbed!” “I am slain!” “They have killed me!” “I ran him through.” “They died with honor.” “You are no serving girl.” “A lass that can fight?” “That’s quite a large sword.” “That is a long staff.” “Shall we fight til first blood?” “Shall we fight to the death?” “Name your second.” “I challenge you.” “Be my second.” “There is no finer blade.” “There is no finer swordsman.” “Can you use magic?” “Your party tricks are no match for my will.” “Are you a mage?” “What good is magic when you are dead?” “My bow is taught.” “My arrow is ready.” “Fire at will.” “Cry havoc!” “At the ready!” “Cut off his head!” “Prepare for the push!” “They’ve sieged the gates!” “The enemy is upon us!” “Make ready, aim… fire!” “You’ll have to be quicker than that to strike me down.”

“Can you help me rake? I’ll let you jump in the leaf pile.” “I don’t usually do anything for Halloween.” “Let’s go for a walk. The trees are beautiful.” “Halloween is my favorite holiday and I never have any plans.” “I’ve got a collection of horror movies and pizza delivery on speed dial. Want to come over?” “I’m having a bonfire. You should join me.” “I love the smell of autumn.” “There’s a huge haunted house opening up this weekend. Want to go?” “A walk in the woods seems like a bad idea. Ever seen Blair Witch Project?” “What kind of candy should we get?” “I’m getting the chocolate for me, and the lollipops we can give to the kids.” “Ooh! A pumpkin patch! We have to stop.” “Do you want to check out that corn maze?” “I hate haunted houses. Why would I pay for someone to scream at me?” “Honestly, I’d rather see teens trick-or-treating than breaking windows and egging houses.” “What’s the use of putting peanut butter on a pinecone?” “I’m just passing out candy this year.” “I’m making some cocoa. Do you want some?” “Should we buy some patterns for our pumpkins or just wing it?” “Autumn is my favorite season.” “Don’t tell me you’ve never had a candy apple.” “This time of year is the best just for all the creepy shows on TV.” “Million dollar question: Nightmare Before Christmas or Hocus Pocus?” “Want to make an autumn wreath with me?” “If you carve a dick on this pumpkin, I swear to god.” “I’ve been waiting all year for sweater weather.” “Is it too cliche to visit a cemetery on Halloween?” “I wish I could put apple cider in a pick line and drink it forever.” “What was your favorite Halloween costume as a kid?” “I got invited to a costume party. Do you want to come with me?” “Bobbing for apples is gross. Everyone’s nasty faces have been in there.” “Gourds are so ugly but also so cute. I want a thousand of them.” “I’m thinking of hosting a Halloween party this year.” “Trick-or-treating is for children. Let’s go cause some trouble.” “That hay ride was a lot scarier than I thought it would be.” “Painting pumpkins is cute, but it takes away all the fun of the guts.” “I’m in a baking mood. I hope you like cookies.” “I’m just not in the Halloween spirit yet.” “I want to decorate the yard big time this year.” “The scariest looking houses always give the best candy, it’s fact.” “My parents never used to let me do anything fun on Halloween.” “Want to hear a spooky story?” “Here, I knitted you something!” “Everyone is excited for Halloween, but I can’t wait to stuff my face on Thanksgiving.” “I think our house is haunted.” “A ouija board on Halloween: what could go wrong?”

Can range from a serious trauma to a slight, humorous inconvenience, and everything in-between.