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TREBLE

DEATH, IT LIVE SO CRAZY

MEN MY FAVORITE TYPE OF LADY

SEX, I’VE HAD ENOUGH

JERMA: This Is the Whopper. I don’t know about this, I’ll try it, I’ll try a bite and we’ll see. *clears throat* Okay, I’m gonna go for a bite.

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY [Trivial:Success]: The taste receptors on your tongue light up like a christmas tree. Carbs, fats, and sugars dance around your mouth, the ratio scientifically designed to stimulate every legally activated neuron in your pleasure center.

JERMA: oh my god, oh my god, so good.

Half-Life: Alyx is right around the corner, so I figured I’d check out the original Half-Life in VR. but while setting up, I found something: a build of HL1 with voice recognition, machine learning powered AI for the NPC’s. What ensued was the most infuriating run of Half-Life 1 imaginable.