The things no one cares about.

Him: Females are not as good as us, physically and psychically. We'll never be the same. 

Me: *Ignoring what he just said* Well, personally I don't see how we are different and that's why I think we should have the same opportunities and qualifications in life.  

Him: YOU FUCKING FEMINIST! What if both a man and a woman are applying for the same job. The man's better ... should the woman still get the job just because she's a woman?

Me: No, if the man has better qualifications, of course he should get the job.

Him: I like the way you think.

I just don't understand how this guy's mind works. 

Me when a group of people start acting tough to scare me away:

When there's a bug in my room:

me: why

me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity

me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now

me: whens lunch

me: the fuck is this

me: why are you here

me: can i kill all of you with one bullet

me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games

me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants

me: dont touch me i have more followers than you

me: ugh

me: that male teacher has a penis