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the most romantic thing a character can do is prematurely ejaculate

when it’s the top who goes limp and takes it

thank god for breasts *remembers im atheist* thank science for breasts

*remembers I'm agnostic" I don't know who to thank for breasts

Oh my fucking god

ok i think i'm going to be fine dw!!

*calls you captain in a gay way*

i have my tumblr in a hidden folder on my phone (1. so i don't ever risk getting notifs in public bc i get up to some stuff on here, 2. so i have to put in a password to get to it to try to reduce my screen time by not having it be immediate) and bc of that my hidden folder camera roll is about 60% twitter screenshots of jays injury updates to post that i haven't deleted yet. most of the other 40% is pics of my tits, often in some kind of bruised state. this is very funny to me

too many injuries!!! too many screenshots of tweets about injuries!!! we're more like 70% injury updates/30% boobs these days it's so dire

i should be brought along to their dentist as living proof that their teeth work

their teeth still work pretty well

Don't forget that mouths are also for fingering! Just poke and prod around in there as much as you want!