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the more people talk about getting vali all wet the more likely it is another fic hits the tag one day

everybody start writing bo/vlad porn now. it can't only be me. please

what if people read my vladdy fic that will eventually exist fully and be posted and then diagnose my pussy issues from afar

i need to write good porn for real one day bc i think my best porn so far is a tie between the bagel fic (no they do not fuck bagels. the bagels are a non-fucked plot device) and the bo/vlad fic where bo pees and cries. i stand by me writing both of these fics but i do think i need to have something better as well.

writing porn about dicks is like. i do my best but if i mess up a little oh well who's expecting the lesbian with no penis or experience with anyone else's penis to get it perfectly right. writing porn about pussies is like. i need to write this well or else everyone is going to think that i don't understand the pussy, which i should understand because i have one of those. oh well.

i'll do a real promo post on main tomorrow but here have some louie/vali fic <3