And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

fangs in her flesh friday!!!! Get to BITING

I do wish we could make it a little more socially acceptable to wander the streets at night weeping inconsolably I feel like that would have a great catharsis factor for a lot of people

listen it was a lighthearted goof but I am a little sick of people going "um what's stopping you?? no one will care." I'm glad that you live somewhere that people walking around showing signs of loud emotional distress never get harassed or bothered or have the cops called on them! not everyone does.

nothing pisses me off more than a proud “no msg!” label on something. shut up you dumb bitch put the msg back in there so it tastes good. idiot

I often think I could be such a good writer if I were better at writing

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

except unless they're willing to let everything but the core concept of fake-marriage-to-someone-of-different-sexuality invert there's a couple problems even if we're not gonna get into the nitty gritty of movie parallels, regardless of Taylor's sexuality, for this I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry thing to work A. the marriage would have to provide the same or similar benefits not just like benefit of societal acceptance or w/e and B. Travis would have to be gay too

fuuuuck oh my god, do you think gaylors would do that? concoct a shoddy conspiracy theory that's full of holes and doesn't make sense?

My beloved mutuals are turning my 0 note flop posts into 1 note cult classics

I'm trying to take the high road but I'm like, dragging myself bleeding and sobbing along the high road while looking so so longingly at the low road

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app