I'd wear that on a shirt

They are both right

HUGE shout out to purple for being the only color that has like no losers. Deep purple royal purple bluish purple redish purple pastel purple dusty purple lavender periwinkle violet like. Banger after banger after banger!!

— Phoenician cloth merchant, c. 6th century BCE

They should invent a me that goes to bed at a reasonable time

my number one trait is being lame as hell but my number two trait is being sick as fuck

This is exactly why I come to this hellsite

weather apps are like SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING!! REMAIN INDOORS UNTIL actually it’s gonna drizzle lol sike. SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING. it may not rain actually. 9 INCHES OF RAIN INCOMING. 10% chance of rain. THIS STORM WILL BLOW YOUR COCK STRAIGHT OFF

it didn’t rain