Hanging Onto Hope By A Thread

This whole bit is the hardest I have ever laughed in my entire like please go watch his entire Netflix special

This part is just perfect for the whole series.

Oh! I actually know the answer to this one! American newspaper ads charged by the letter, so a lot of people would eliminate unnecessary letters like the second L in “cancelled” or the U in “colour”. Some of these spelling changes were used so often that they stuck, and now Americans just spell some words differently. In summary: Americans spell things weird because capitalism

from now on, by law, no one is allowed to ask me what i plan to do with my life or about my future plans. i’ve updated my privacy policy.

Date a boy who looks at you like you’re the camera in the Office whenever other people are being ridiculous

@busbug

there’s a difference between “just do a little yoga it will cure your depression forever :)” and “going for a run won’t solve your problems but it will make you feel a little better and that’s the first step” but this site seems to treat them as the same thing

Taking care of yourself is still good even if it won’t cure you. Cleaning my room won’t cure my anxiety or make me less lonely but it is a healthier environment to live in.

au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye

just trying to do my bestpacito here