Expect mediocrity.

she thought I was sucking the poison out her wounds for homoerotic purposes but Im really just trying to resell it on the secondhand market

The wizard down the street got sick of rivals dropping giant rocks on them to circumvent their Anti-Magic Field, and decided to invent an Anti-Physics Field instead. We're not sure what happened next, on account of nobody who looks at the affected area can remember what they saw, but there's probably a research paper in it if anyone figures it out.

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

im not doing any whimsical christmas shenanigans this year. who give a shit

okay nevermind i accidentally drank a shrinking potion and got left behind by my minions on our annual holiday trip to paris

im Gnome Alone !

god fuck my stupid wizard life

wizard college midterms they handed me a death lantern I said what the fuck am I supposed to do with this they said whatever comes natural

I said that's stupid and left and they gave me a B+. By what fucking metric

wizard college midterms they handed me a death lantern I said what the fuck am I supposed to do with this they said whatever comes natural

I said that's stupid and left and they gave me a B+. By what fucking metric

ok but if your dog wasnt a secret werewolf why did my silver bullets work on it

Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re

you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

We also have different color hats. Mine is a much more tasteful jet black, while yours is pitch-black.

ive gotta stop accidentally summoning gimmick blogs into existence

I know how you feel hummina hummina hummina. I can't say anything here without a new Elvis. Why are there so many Elvii. Why

you’re the only one who understands me elvis

please... kill me master... my existence is unnatural...

BACK TO YOUR HOLE

your elf ears are short as fuck

ITS A LIMITATION OF THE MEDIUM [gingerly places a marble in my eartip and flicks it at you with sufficient force to punch a hole through your skull]

[parries it] oh okay! i understand! 𒀆(^_^)𒇽

just shot a gnome

#cottagecore

can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

werewolves? sorry buddy. around here we call them Howlers. vampires? those are Night Suckers. a ghost? not even close. that's a Nasty Little Flying Freak