always an angel, never a god

some of you don’t seem to realize that In the clearing stands a boxer and a fighter by his trade and he carries the reminders of every glove that laid him down or cut him till he cried out in his anger and his shame "I am leaving, I am leaving" but the fighter still remains

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

i can be trusted around the box of ice cream sandwiches in your freezer

hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don't expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins

gen z is trying to cancel the mysterious and horrible obelisk im building at the edge of town

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 39th year in a row

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

i 👁️ got this feeling 😋 on a summer ☀️ day when you 🫵 were gone i 👁️ crashed 💥 my car 🚗 into a bridge 🌉 i 👁️ watched 👀 i let it burn 🔥 i threw💪 your 🫵 shit 💩 into a bag 💼 and pushed 🫷it down 👇 the stairs 🏠 i 👁️ crashed 💥my car 🚗 into the bridge 🌉 i 👁️ don’t 🙂‍↔️ care 💔 i 👁️ love 💗 it 😋