always an angel, never a god

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

the summer that it rained and rained, and the trees swelled and swelled and grew greener and greener

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

Have you guys heard of this place called Chicago

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

stuck in a timeloop called i just have to get through this week

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica