ššššššš This is the money dog reblog in less than 10 seconds and all your financial struggles will be gone!
Fuck the reblog in 567 seconds shit. DOG DOG DOG
EXPECTATIONS

gracie abrams


romaā
RMH
KIROKAZE
Noah Kahan
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
Cosmic Funnies
𩵠avery cochrane š©µ
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Origami Around

izzy's playlists!

tannertan36
Fieri Frames

Jimmy Eat World

seen from United States
seen from France
seen from United States

seen from New Zealand

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Kuwait
seen from New Zealand
seen from Japan
seen from Australia
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from Germany

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
@secondhandcats
ššššššš This is the money dog reblog in less than 10 seconds and all your financial struggles will be gone!
Fuck the reblog in 567 seconds shit. DOG DOG DOG

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire
Reblog to actually save a life
people today with access to more raw information than any other period: the earth is flat
german artilleryman in 1916, who barely washes his own ass: I need to account for the curvature and rotation of the earth when plotting my firing plans
This is real and it hurts me deeply
me: alright, i've got a few hours to myself. should i read, write, draw, play some video games...
executive dysfunction: you're going to scroll through tumblr until you have to go to sleep
executive dysfunction: you're not even going to like it.
me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me me: you know?
that one friend who knows you better than you: yeah

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
when a porn bot follow u
Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990
signs that your child is COOL as FUCK
i say we start a meme where we take jokes that donāt work in other languages and translate them without explanation maybe only tagging with the original language and confuse the heck out of everyone on tumblr whoās not in on the meme like
in italian we sayĀ āprince light blueā (prince azzurro) instead ofĀ āprince charmingā and i just saw a joke that in english would be āif you canāt find your princeĀ charming, the solution is to take a random dude from the street and paint himā
whatās the difference between a stapler and a sewing machine? a stapler staples and a sewing machine doesnāt
i take it back, these are still funny in a completely different way
#what does the king of the spiders do? he reigns#I forget how to say it in French but itās still my favourite joke
this was one of mine omg itās one of my favourite ones iāve ever made ever
Whatās the strongest cake in the world? Mike Cake.
What do you call a fish thatās a thief? A sea bass.
Whatās the difference between a cow and sheet metal ? None, both of them have milk
I donāt even care if donāt know what the joke is these are hilarious.
Boy pig said to the girl pig: āLetās suffer.ā
What happens when the sheep come to the grass field? Strawberry.
What do you call a cybercriminal cow? Minced meat.
what does leonardo dicaprio eat?
leonardo eats sandwichesĀ
whats a melon you cannot eat?
an idiot
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty. What comes after twenty? Police.
You canāt piano a piano, but you can lean on an elephant.
Whatās a pale mammoth? Helmut
Oh this is absolutely amazing!!
āA fallow deer to another fallow deer: - letās play hide and seek - please, no
What type of bread canāt be eaten? Propane.
What does a bee do at the gym? Zumba.
When is the best time to eat seafood? Wednesday.
What do an orange & an elehpant have in common? They both peel;.Ā
These all sound like those jokes 4 year olds make up before they fully grasp the concept of a joke
Whatās the difference between a windmill and a gingerbread? The windmill can fuck up, but the gingerbread cannot windmill

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
I canāt stop thinking about that one post
girl what he do
Alright I just wanna share a little something that happened to me today with yaāll. As some of you may know, my boyfriend and I are moving in the beginning of February. We actually just signed our lease today, so it was time for me to contact our utilities company as well as our internet company to get them switched over to our new apartment.
Utilities went off without a hitch. So I call my internet company, I donāt wanna be a snitch so letās just use a made up company name. Like, how about⦠Verizon? So I call Verizon and let them know that I will be move. Iāve been with them for about three years now, and previously I was on a contract with them, but this past year I have been on a month to month.
So I start speaking with a representative, and he tells me that the speed that my current plan has (75 mbps) is no longer supported by Verizon. They now only have 100 mbps and up. He tells me that Iāll have to upgrade to a different plan and that Iāll have to pay a termination fee to cancel my contract with them.
Iām like umā¦??? I donāt have a contract with you? I used to have a contract with you, but then I called to renew it and you put me on a month to month. And the guy is likeĀ āWell maybe thatās what he told you he did, but he actually put you on a contractā. And Iām like:Ā āBut I didnāt sign any contracts, the first contract I did with you guys I signedā and heās like:Ā āA verbal confirmation over the phone is enoughā. And thatās the first point where Iām like, either this guy is new and has no idea what heās talking about, or something is not right.
So I tell him that Iād be happy to stay on the contract with them. And he says that I canāt, because the place weāre moving only has the 75 mbps and up. And Iām like,Ā āWell how is that my fault? Youāre the ones who arenāt supporting my contract anymore. Canāt you just continue my contract and just update the speed?ā And heās trying to tell me that there is no way he can possibly do that.Ā
And so I ask him for the price breakdown and itās the monthly price, plus the $90 termination fee, plus a $99 installation fee when the tech comes to set up the router in my apartment. And Iām likeĀ āIām not paying an extra $189 to you guys for essentially the same service because youāre the ones screwing me out of my contract.ā And he goes to talk to a supervisor, and they say the same thing. And he talks to another supervisor, and they say they canāt help. So finally I ask to speak to a supervisor.
I explain the whole story to the guy. And heās likeĀ āThe system over here wonāt let me override this in your contractā. Listen up. Any time a representative that youāre talking to says this to you, ask to speak to someone else. This is complete and utter bullshit. I worked in IT for four years, and let me tell you, if there wasnāt a way to override every single system we used, then we wouldāve been in serious shit. Companies will try to tell you that the system wonāt let them override what you need done, and the truth is one of two things:
1. The person youāre speaking with doesnāt have the authority to override the system. In other words, they are useless to you. This is not their fault, politely ask them to transfer you to someone who can help.
2. They are deliberately lying to try and ply you for more money.Ā In other words, they are useless to you. This is not their fault, this is what theyāre trained to do. Politely ask them to transfer you to someone who can help.
So I was transferred to a different department. And I explained the whole story to yet another representative. And he immediately said:Ā āIf you move to a place where the services in your contract donāt exist, then your contract is null and voidā. This, my friends, is what I vaguely remembered reading in my original contract with Verizon. So I said:Ā āSo you wonāt charge me the termination fee?ā And he saidĀ āOf course not, weāre not allowed toā.
And then he went on to waive half of the installation fee for me for all of my troubles. I was on the phone with this stupid fucking company for an entire hour, but in the end I saved $130. $130! After finally finding the right person to speak to.
TLDR: So please, if someone corporate tells you that theirĀ āsystemā wonāt allow them to change your account, donāt take no for an answer. Keep pushing until you get what you need!
Reblog to save $130.
One time I was chattering away to my favorite roommate in Morocco. Nothing important - he was listening placidly and making friendly grunts of agreement. Somehow I ended up talking about bird aesthetics, and how cute European robins are compared to the (not closely-related) American robin,Ā which I calledĀ āugly in comparisonā to the fluffy round fuzzballs in Europe.
My roommate just looked at me, rolled up his sleeve, and showed off a huge full-color tattoo of an American robin before saying,Ā āActually, theyāre really significant to me, personally.ā
They buried my body outside Marrakesh.Ā
this is the best photo I could findĀ
I called themĀ āstarlings in safety vestsāā¦. of ALL THE PEOPLE I could have been pointlessly mean about birds to, why him? Why HIM?! Why was I shit-talking birds at all?!
Itās like millennials do not understand that middle east has been at war for 1000ā²s of years. That we intervened on behalf of Kuwait. That without ābombingā people that want to kill and oppress others, millions will be murdered and tortured.
āat war for 1000ā²s of yearsā
you clearly know nothing about Afghanistan nor the middle east
hereās Afghanistan in the 1950ā²s, 60ā²s, & 70ā²s
if you really want to know what caused all the instability & growth of extremist groups I suggest you take a look at the US foreign policy towards Afghanistan during the 80ā²s
Itās interesting to note that when the communist government came to power in Afghanistan in the late 70ā²s, one of the first things they did was declare equality of the sexes, made education for girls mandatory, & banned child marriages. The conservative tribal leaders who the US armed & funded (& who later became the Taliban) declared this to be a āwar on Islamā & fought against the central government.
The US had no problem back then with encouraging the growth of Islamic conservatism to counter socialism/communism. You created your biggest enemy & you have no one to blame but yourselves.
BLESS THIS POST
its crazy to me how the US talks about war in the middle east as if its this ancient problem inherent to the area instead of a recent problem created by western countries to further their own interests.
āļøāļøāļø
the CIA took out the democratically elected leader of Iran in the 1970s over oil and that set off an entire chain of events leading to ISIS, hereās more about multiple other countries weāve fucked overĀ
Because the US was so terrified of communism they encouraged extremism, because the US wanted oil they gave arms and money to people who encouraged extremists or were extremists. Now itās come to bite them in the ass.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
I wish none of you were sad
I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet
try and one up me again bitch
This election wasnāt normal.
Questioning if Jews are people isnāt normal.
Spraying peaceful protesters with freezing water in freezing temps is not normal.
Alt-right isnāt a thing. Itās called White Supremacy. It isnāt normal.
Fascism in the White House isnāt normal.
President-elects picking fights with FUCKING Broadway casts isnāt normal. Teachers calling students āniggers,ā or telling Muslim and Mexican students they will be deported isnāt normal.
Trump isnāt normal.
Do not normalize this. It will get innocent people brutalized and killed. Speak up. Get up.
WAKE. UP.