Too lazy to think of a title

being a hater is so fun until you see someone who is a hater 80% of the time and then you're like christ i hope i dont sound like that person and you stay on your best behaviour for 3 days

THE GRIND NEVER STARTS ‼️🔥💯💯

weve decided not to move forward with you at this position because a meteor has hit our office and destroyed the whole shit big mode. we hope your job search goes well

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

i miss my beautiful wife joann fabrics it feels as if eons have passed since i last saw her. this guy michael keeps waving her visage in front of me and saying she’s living in his house but he is lying to me. i know this because i went into his house and found only fragments and memories of my beautiful wife joann and pictures of her shadowed face labeled “online only”. michael won’t even let me order swatches from him

Nosferatu's brother Yesferatu that everybody likes and is cool

Statistically speaking I have more or less never seen a movie in my life

Flubber?

I've never seen flubber.

Asshole

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

having kinks is so embarrassing like sorry I told you I wanna fuck a big scary demon, I played pretend as a kid and Came Back Wrong

this album was probably the nail in the coffin for the gaylors