Dont Ask About The First Wolf

There’s a large vehicle that occasionally drives past my house that just makes noise. I honestly think it was designed to make noise and do nothing else.

So the vehicle version of you?

I am not as big

Bro is petite

I am not 4 tons

Bro is tiny.

I am just not 4 tons

It’s as shrimple as that

Four words: don’t go to bed without a big fucking jug of water because what if you wake up thirsty

please explain how this is four words and not 13

Subtract nine words from my words and then its four words

Don’t go to bed, got it

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

what happens if im all 3?

All three??

Really?

I have never learned how to pick a struggle and I don’t plan to start now

I was like “yeah this is a valid crashout” THEN I SAW IT WAS MOSS MOTHER. Homie ain’t ready

this is a shitpost, it’s functionally impossible to have any tools before moss mother

I figured but it still surprised me

I was like “yeah this is a valid crashout” THEN I SAW IT WAS MOSS MOTHER. Homie ain’t ready

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

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this is the only funny addition to this post