better than firewhiskey;❤

Me at any mild inconvenience: I wanna go home to play the sims.

Thank u for this contribution

I can’t believe that this is still going.

anyone else know a dog that will, every time without fail, walk over and blot their wet jowls on your leg after drinking water?

everything i do i do with playful and bisexual intent

the addams family 🤝 scooby doo : being adapted into mean spirited versions of themselves by writers that don’t understand the characters

rb if you want pasta or rough sex

must a villain be redeemed? isn't it enough that they're bitter, evil, and most importantly, hot?

Reblog if you’ve ever read fan-fiction that actually set the bar higher.

#yup#it’s so hard to read published fiction now#so much of it is just sooo baaad#but like#part of the gate keeper effect to publishing#is that they don’t get inundated with all these stories using similar tropes#tropes don’t get refined like they do in fanfiction#published fiction ends up feeling cliche and clunky and incredibly slow#where fanfiction works through every possible iteration of a trope or a technique in a matter of months#and then comes back and turns old beloved tropes on their heads#while published fiction is still floundering with the basics of something that fanfiction explored in depth years ago#it’s like when someone shows you a ‘cool new funny meme’ from fb#and you’re like#that was on tumblr in 2007#and it’s not even a particularly good example of the meme#it’s a mediocre example at best#from before the meme really got going and people got really imaginative#that’s how published fiction feels to me these days#in comparison to fanfiction#anyway#tag talking#fanfiction#reading (via)

Me walking into work

enemies to lovers who are still pretending to be enemies for the reputation