i make good calamari

OH BOY

*gently headbutts u in the shoulder to show affection*

*absentmindedly pats your entire face to acknowledge affection received*

oh that’s cool they made the bottles look melted into the gr-

Fun French Fact: We don’t really kiss each others on both cheeks when saying hello, we actually give awkward cheek high fives and make kissing noises at the same time. Also, if someone really do kiss your cheeks, either it’s an habit of theirs or they have a crush on you, good luck figuring that one out.

For real though there is no actual kissing involved this is weird

And to add to the weirdness, in Belgium we only “kiss” once. This leads to super awkwardness when a French tries to greet a Belgian and the latter draws back too soon and leaves the former hanging.

For the love of god, un-mute this now

This is important.

This show is a work of art.

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

IT GOT BETTER.

No more meet me in the pit jokes

encounter me in the trench

is this world war one