:O

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

people will want huge tits but hate fat girls. thats like loving oranges and hating orange trees. fuck you.

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

“are u okay?” no i need more money

Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn