strong cat

*ten minute rant* i aint even mad

Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible

my dad was outside feeding the slugs cucumber slices earlier

he was like ‘thats the same one from last night!’ (he was feeding the slugs cucumber slices last night too) im like man you’ve been spending too much time with the neighbourhood slugs if you can tell them apart

Friendship comes in many forms. Don’t get in the way of a man and his friendly slug friends

you’re right sorry dad for my crimes

CHIPS GOT CHUBBY CHEEEEEEKS

that boy you just called a krusty krab? his name is patrick

writing is for nerds, drawing is for people with huge meat

did you draw this text post?

i cant even read man

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

this blog is pro turn signal

No one in this video is a human.

the sims 9