I make fun.

This Tuesday 8 PM Lyric Hyperion! #losangeles #comedy #standup #theater #improvcomedy #jokes #fistfights #teacher #classtrip #bullies #cats #broadway (at Lyric Hyperion Theatre & Cafe) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2HZYsEJTEY/?igshid=1gtfq4u87alp2

Can anybody tell me if this is what I think it is? #rattlesnake #cobra #viper #anaconda #boaconstrictor #coralsnake #kingsnake #copperhead #blackmamba #kobe #earthworm #herpetology (at Hollywood Hills) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1__9wjJjkk/?igshid=xiyzo064s46t

This photo is from the first episode of The Great American Cabinet of Curiosities, hosted by His Excellency William George Frederick Schmitt-Hoffman XXVIII (@tvsandydaly ) and featuring @elizabethlaime and @mattbesser. Go to Stitcher and use the code CABINET to get a month free, and follow The Cabinet on Instagram @americancabinetshow AND on Twitter @CabinetAmerica (different social media handles for the same entity were all the rage in the drawing rooms of 16th century Europe...) #tgacoc #comedy #improv #improvcomedy #jokes #standup #storytelling #andydaly #mattbesser #elizabethlaime #chicken (at Hollywood) https://www.instagram.com/p/B17FT88pyG1/?igshid=u0bqkl2zdv44

I tried to order from meundies today. It wasn’t easy. I guess I got a little snippy. I hope it works out. https://www.instagram.com/p/B14ZtC8p9HS/?igshid=4bbl8tfqrw70

This moment in the #successionhbo credits makes me laugh every time. In addition to the chyron, the crawl at the bottom says a “Senator wants to create Supremer Court’ and asks (plaintively) “Is ‘Sweetcheeks’ now Hate Speech?” All hilarious. All made up. All absolutely plausible Fox News topics. #succession #hbo #foxnews #media #fakenews #propaganda #lies https://www.instagram.com/p/B1zfQzXJ8fF/?igshid=1uhrj9ltzvmrt

It has become more foreboding. #wasps #sting #nest #insects #infestation #upperclass #swarm #gaggle (at Hollywood) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1msm-Up3V1/?igshid=108do4naoq2j3

Wait... I live on the west side of the building... #wasp #sting #wildlife #attack #nest #aristophanes #waspsFC #coventry (at Hollywood) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1kK_RLpNCZ/?igshid=1hkzzx9uof2k6

My Gibraltar loves me. #coffee #caffeine #fancy #gibraltar #therock #glendale #coffeecommissary #kennetvillage https://www.instagram.com/p/B1e0iHshl2n/?igshid=1muwnrwv0qtxb

Waldo’s best disguise is not wearing a hat. Doesn’t mean I can’t still find him. #whereswaldo #waldo #equinox #boycott #quit #gym #fundraiser #trump #exercise #fitness #workout https://www.instagram.com/p/B1Ci0D8JGWS/?igshid=16tm9f58q1af2

#writing #writingclass #creativewritingclass #writingclasses #sitcom #sitcompilot #halfhour #comedy #jokes https://www.instagram.com/p/B0_eVrPJidU/?igshid=18mc5x1qhvs5t

Fireworks on the beach. #fireworks #beach #vacation #ocean #atlantic #virginia #sandbridge #sandbridgebeach (at Sandbridge Beach, Virginia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B07QLuDJ0Tt/?igshid=u6jzd8f0rqjm

Everything in this house is so meticulously accounted for and carefully labeled... dare I? #summer #beach #chandelier #ocd #everythinghasitsseason #nothingventured #nothinggained #sandbridge #sandbridgebeach #virginia (at Sandbridge Beach, Virginia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B06l1MGJA0W/?igshid=nqo1z88owjws

Amped! #surf #surfing #surfinsafari #hangten #brah (at Little Island Park and Fishing Pier) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0zEJprpKhL/?igshid=1ookk4umsbv74

Storm clouds gather. #weather #precipitation #thunder #lightning #beach #waves #atlantic #ocean #virginia #rain #oldmansnoring (at Sandbridge Beach, Virginia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0xIgL8nD6i/?igshid=nxcju8dfqkoy

Looks like I might have to go on the lam for a while. #crime #criming #crimery #nondairycrimer #fugitive #apb #bolo #arrestwarrant #arrest #warrant #cherrypie https://www.instagram.com/p/B0onzj2JmBp/?igshid=1mh0urugok0th