Seamelle

wHAT

I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE FAKE BUT ITS NOT

PRINCE HARRY WAS KILLIN IT

What

i never wanted this to end

oh my god those are ROCKS the penguins are falling on ROCKS are you OKAY PENGUINS do you need WINGPADS OR SOME OTHER KIND OF SHOCK ABSORBING PROTECTIVE BODY GEAR

Fun fact, due to their flightlessness, penguins have actually extremely sturdy bones for birds. That plus their natural blubbery body makes them their own shock absorbers

*sleeps to avoid my problems* *wakes up and my problems are still there* what the fuck actually

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

imagine your favourite character with the most agonizingly pained expression on their face as they watch the love of their life die and there’s nothing they can do about it

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT?!

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

just once I want a Lupin headcanon that doesn’t make me want to sent myself on fire

*FEELS GUILTY FOR THE REST OF EXISTENCE WHILE LOVING THE THING AND THE PERSON*

what the fuck ash

i want to be the reason why you fall asleep with your phone in your hand

NO