leave your conscience at the tone

worlds loudest HELL YEAH BROTHER heard projecting from the back of this costco

I wanna be where you are

costco

me in 2021 hoping netflix writers will do a darkling redemption arc and make alarkling canon after he murders thousands of people

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Did she get any like arts grants for this

What are you talking about? It’s always been called “gaslicking.” Are you okay?

wait im obsessed

i am obsessed with the idea of an article about an american artist being written the way american journalists write about foreign artists 

As we sit down to chat, I am struck by the Americanness of his features (he looks like he has 64 teeth instead of 32) and demeanor (he is charmingly obnoxious). He is sporting a purple and gold synthetic fabric shirt. “LeBron James,” he says, hand on his chest, “love that dude.” [A/N LeBron James is a player from a local basketball team called The Los Angeles Lakers] – it is not uncommon, even to this day, for Americans to retain old-fashioned values and beliefs such as sport idolatry. His American accent is very thick, almost unintelligible, but his humorous nature transcends any language barrier, at least until we delve into the topic of his tragic childhood. “We had no bidet,” he admits, his blushing cheeks betraying his embarrassment, “and we used to eat frozen croissants and store-bought ragù bolognese.” He looks somber now, the ancestral sorrow visible on his American face. “It was just really hard,” he says after a short pause, tears now welling in his eyes, “to grow up without the privilege of underage smoking and tramways like all the European kids.”

when the combination totally supersedes the individual elements

God could you imagine not giving a fuck about anything

the inherent inhericism of inherency