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i don’t give a fuck that gwynplaine inspired the joker say literally anything else about this movie

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

Hi my name is erik alfred leslie satie and I wear a bunch of velvet suits (that’s how I got my nickname, "the velvet gentleman") with high collars and ties and I have icy blue eyes and pince-nez glasses and a lot of people tell me I look like gabriel faure (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to jean cocteau but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I only eat white foods but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also an absurdist composer, and I play music at a cabaret called le chat noir in france with les six (I’m 40). I’m the only member of the eglise metropolitaine d'art d'jesus conducteur (the cult I founded, in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love velvet suits and that's the only thing I war. for example today I was wearing a velvet suit with a wing collar and a frock coat with a black bowler hat and an umbrella. I was walking outside le chat noir. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. camille saint-saens stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

the world’s wettest and most suicidal midshipman would like to invent a dreadful new type of duel

hey hold on gang. i have a parallel to draw between two pieces of media