how can there be any sin in sincere?

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

tuesday is practice for wednesday

im not beating the shy allegations fuck it.. lawyer ill take it from here you have been great. your honor i am shy as fuuuck

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

Starting to think some of y'all don't even want to go on a doomed polar expedition with me

Arriving for my connecting flight to nebraska in full plate armor. Announcing in a booming tone that I will choose the middle seat

sits next to you opens my carry on luggage. its full of novelty fridge magnets and i start sticking them onto you

Also the audio quality is just way better and more consistent than Skype’s.

Discord uses it’s own servers to host calls instead of relying on a user host like skype :0

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

My ancestors died because they were born a long time ago

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

Babies are socially accepted parasites.

When u read Ayn Rand 1 time

They’re not a parasite, they’re a potential investment

When you read Ayn Rand a dozen times