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obsessed with morpheus turning up every 100 years with a new period appropriate emo outfit except he also inexplicably has eyeliner for some reason

Hans Christian Anderson once got a bad review and laid face down in the dirt and cried

Yeah, but not on Twitter.

"unreliable narrator" to you. i believe them

me, experiencing the sudden anguish that comes with living: alright

I fucking love jock villagers in animal crossing they're just like, "what is UP bro your triceps are looking particularly radiant today. Take this DIY card. Love you bro"

if there’s any human lesson to be drawn from the covid situation it’s not that the world is better with less people in it, its that a lot of the trappings and trimmings of a capitalist lifestyle are completely unnecessary for daily life, and that becomes a lot clearer when they get put on hold

me putting myself into quarantine

i may not have any braincells, but i make up for it by having many heartcells