gays be like: i go to the art museum. i look at a painting. i contemplate the irreconcilable loneliness at the very core of my existence. i look at another painting.

autisms great. ill be walking down the street and think “am i doing this right”

I am no mans dream girl. No man could ever imagine and create a woman as complex and beautiful as me.

a President makes a new law that anyone shorter than him gets executed but he accidentally makes it an amendment to the constitution so it applies to future presidents too, in the next elections theres a frenzy of people voting for the shortest president so they dont die and this is how they end up electing a 3 foot tall man named Pinwheel Patrick who goes on to become the most tyrannical dictator the world has ever seen

tbh i miss when naruto was rude and mean and called old people hags and gross and hated orochimaru and felt resentment for his village even tho he didnt want innocent people dead like where is he

they should get sasuke and kurapika on the wendy williams show

the take that “enemies to lovers doesn’t have to involve violence!!!” is so boring. knives to the throat or don’t bother

lifes too short to hate naruto

lifes too short to watch naruto

despite all my rage i am still just a girl in a room

current gender: saying I'm a woman is weird and saying I'm not a woman is also weird

The right wants to take this from you

‪sasuke is somewhere between having absolute no shame and the most embarrassed person physically living. doesn’t mind telling naruto he didn’t realize you had to peel the shell off of hard boiled eggs but will literally bury himself alive before letting anyone see him wearing his glasses kinda guy