a girl to kill for;

he's immortal. he's bisexual. he picks lint off the sofa. his stare is unsettling. his tits are diabolical. he hasn't been painted in over 400 years. he's had an aerobic evening that even vc andrews would find questionable. he recites shakespeare with his fuckass bouquet. his clothes are off. his face is down in the coffin. he couldn't prevent it. he's divorced. he's gone off the grid. his firstborn is an old man.

Screaming crying because I hate every piracy guide I come across on here.

This is legit the only piracy guide I've seen on tumblr that is not full of terrible advice go read and do this rn or else

Reblog on lieu of Netflix rolling out its new 'no sharing pw'

Official ominous ¨sign(s)¨

but why does it work perfectly ???

he's immortal. he's bisexual. he picks lint off the sofa. his stare is unsettling. his tits are diabolical. he hasn't been painted in over 400 years. he's had an aerobic evening that even vc andrews would find questionable. he recites shakespeare with his fuckass bouquet. his clothes are off. his face is down in the coffin. he couldn't prevent it. he's divorced. he's gone off the grid. his firstborn is an old man.

I wonder if vets are amused by asking cat owners to administer medications in increasingly improbable ways. “Give this cat eye drops five times a day.” Like. I will. Of course I will; I care about my cat. But this is going to be some fucking looney tunes shenanigans once she figures out what’s going on.