Limp Wrist Girlboss

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

If you are currently sitting or laying down this moment ask yourself if you are resting or rotting. Change your behavior accordingly

There is no romance in decay when the decaying is easy

"rot or rest" sounds like the world's worst game show

whereas "rest or ront" is a place to eat

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

So many women are looking for a “masc lesbian” but what they really mean is that they want a top who has their life together lmao

“You got masc vibes even though you are a femme” do I? Or do you just think that confidence and competence are inherently linked to masculinity?

Like if you want someone to top you till you cry then you should just say that. There are many women who can provide, many of them femme.

But also it’s kind of rude to assign gender roles and sexual preferences to someone just because they’re masc. just because she wears a snapback that doesn’t mean she’s a top or able to fix your car or whatever.

this post has more people in my inbox defending working for lockheed martin than you'd expect

when im sad i say this time im really gonna do it (rewatch supernatural)

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix