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I’m fine with my gas

Its Doug Dimmadad, owner of the Dadsdale Daddydome.

geodude was a rock with arms

that’s actually really, really creepy.

You’re in a room. What do you do?

It’s a painting. Very handsome.

The moustache came off

There’s no keyhole on your side of the door

You remove the paper and put all items in your inventory

Looking good

You walk to the next corner of the room

You appear to have reverted into a younger age. Your moustache reverted into peach fuzz.

You become old. Your peach fuzz become a long white beard.

The handsome figure in the painting transformed into an equally handsome skeleton

The skeleton rejects your offer

He too real for these fake kids

Before #2015 ends…

Thomas Jefferson wasn’t even important. No wonder he died.

he only calls me when he needs money or snacks or a place to hide

memes are outlawed from tumblr (bad ending)