Scully’s Strap

“Pure American English” and he made it (somehow) illegal to speak any other language in public. It was such a fucked up dream, but the highlights are:

Your & you’re = Yore

Mine = Mah-een

America = Amerikuh

School = Skool

Water = Wat-air

It was like a toddler decided to write out every word they know. BADLY!

Now, this would’ve just been a sad-funny dream had dream me not turned on the news.

Apparently, all American IP addresses were setup to automatically “translate” to this new language. Which was where the nightmare started for me because I struggle to stay engaged in stories that have “phonetically” spelled words. I can usually force myself through if there aren’t too many… but an ENTIRE FUCKING “LANGUAGE” OF THEM??

The only saving grace of this unending, ten minute long dream were the furries.

Somehow, they all managed to subliminally message 95% of America into using the free VPN that they made. Which caused a “crisis” and made the government unable to track the American people which led to civil war 2.0.

Anyway, TL;DR: I need sleep. And maybe a “Big Beautiful Obituary?”