spotless genetic makeup

just got word that the time I told david duchovny he has a lesbian aura is going around on twjtter. users asking "is this real." the answer is yes 😀 I was right and i would do it again

This is the most adorable thing ever. Aaaahhh. 

the x-files be like ok, here's our main recurring villains. we've got a senile old man with lung cancer and a mascara-wearing twunk with one arm that's never won a physical fight in his life. yeah they're supposed to be dangerous

Sometimes I think The X-Files is such a timeless and relevant show I forget it takes place in the 90s, and then I see a scene where Scully buys a whole bag of groceries for $11.14 and pays with a check

the best part of each x-files episode is waiting for the end to see who's gonna do the sign off report cause when it's scully it's usually something like "once again, despite my partner's opinion to the contrary, i cannot confidently say that there is any scientific basis to the theory that alien ghost blood was responsible for the disappearance of the crack in the liberty bell" meanwhile if it's mulder we get gems like "are we alone in the universe? what does it truly mean to be alone? did bigfoot fuck the speaker of the house? as always i am left with more questions than answers and don't know who to trust and i think scully changed her shampoo and..."

the x files is like what if you were driven to the brink by forces you couldn’t begin to endure alone and then your coworker was like heyyyy at the brink all by yourself cutie? looks pretty cool… can i join you ;) and the people who pushed you to the brink were like ah fuck theyre unionising