welcome to fuck house

Won't someone please Help Me?

helo my frend uraniam i am helpfiul and will help you um what is your broblem i m need to know so i can help you ok

oh wow that is um uh wow that is a wow um well um i will come to get you um i think yes i will save you from the yellow and then you will be helped i am on my wa

wait this is the wrong ask 

No you got it

white people are open source now

Let me make something perfectly clear: purity culture has no place in the adult Curious George fandom.

balogna tony is tough bc you mostly get dogshit runs but you can get some really crazy synergy going if your peg pop conditions line up

no it's real

tumblr users will put their leg in the wrong pant leg in the morning and go "uhhh. waht? does anyone understand this?"

if nubbys number factory came out in 2002 there would have been a magazine ad with the slogan "nub one out"

and an edit of nubby over a clit

It's been 5 years.