gay cats be like

why would it matter if the dragon's wings are ticklable. also they probably aren't so you needn't bother trying

Approaching the dragon from behind armed with a comedically large feather and boundless scientific curiosity

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

Hey everyone 🤗.here to tell you a little bit about my book.its called #Darkje4king.it is about the hero, who's nickname is p jack.as he investigates sex riddles at the request of the group he is forced to work with, #the agency.the agency is a gay branch of the government that works in secret around the world to protect people from fucked vibes.or so they say.in fact, they do whatever they can to kill busted tops no matter how innocent they are.Protoy jack is a#gay secual himself, being a very rare kind of guy.he looks like he 30 or maybe 40,but is in fact over a pig iron andiid built in poland 7 years ago.it is his mastery of various shitty + fucked combat technique,as well as 2 year of experience dealing with multiple# broke college slutd that edge in battle.but he doesn't always win.... this blog will be devoted to his books,as well as to the other two series's I'm working on.more on them later.i will have more to tell you next time.please like and follow for more updates and details.

Men are alowdd to be ugly since they are all #ExpendableWarriors

How did they add pink strange langauge to my words

FUCK 5HE CITY GAYMEN WHO ONLY DATE/F*CK WOMEN

you couldnt handle them anyways U pile of slag

hes saying all this cuz the only dick he can get is from dl married men in the county

Can i chill with u to i fw the vibe we have cultivated lets do what feels good

Bon giorno it is 10 am for the beutiful fashionistas of italia right now perfect time for a brunch with handsome loved onws

pjackk its 2 in the morning on a friday the fashionistas are asleep and/or drunk

Can i just have a win for the first time in my entire life

i mite not be ok soon

NOBODY HELPS ME

GOOD MORNING BRASIL🇧🇷

Im honesly just done with the gay life since other then the sex its nit realy me yes i do like to get sexualy junked up by a juiced hunk but i feel like im sup9sed to adhear to then culture do act like im someone im not when everyody else in the baltamore scene is a broke busted bi5ch with no style or fashon sense i spend so much time dolling myself up just to get sexed up by a gross guy with no hobies other then childish shit like fcking playing ZELDA all day btw they are always airees fuck aires men for realllll but it is evidant that i dont fit in to the gay comunity at all its just not me im forced 2 fit the sterotypes when the real me just wants to queen out with my girlies talking shit and drinking tinis chilling out watching drag shows on netflix and making tixtocs none of this other shit but other then getting manhandled so good by teunks every night from erotic sex i think i might never of been gay to begin eith

Tailor swift is in imminant danger