And yet I remain

I miss my torturer </3 remember how I used to run

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

this was tumblr in 2013

This is tumblr in 2026

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

And? Do you?

we’re not talking about me right now

Everyone in this train wants to fuck it

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

sliding you a note that says "do you fantasize about putting me under extreme physical, emotional, and/or mental duress? circle yes/no" with a bunch of hearts doodled around it

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

There's a real sex scene in this film

It was on tubi.

they literally have everything on tubi no matter how dogshit or weird. they probably have my grandma’s funeral on there somewhere.

my birth is on tubi

Lost and farting in the backrooms. No almond water for you boy