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I don't understand where the headcanon "Shane Hollander is against PDA after their outing" comes from because canonically, after the comissioner tells Shane and Ilya to bury their outing by pretending it was a joke, Shane yells at him for being homophobic, proclaims that he chooses Ilya and they are getting married and then outside the NHL offices takes Ilya's hands and takes him on a (very public) date.

Also, cannonically, Shane walked around with his girlfriend Rose Landry, posed with her for paparazzi and instagram, was happy to have her at his games with his jersey and was fine dancing and kissing her in a public club and cannocially Shane goes to a club with Ilya and thinks about what it would be like to dance at a club with him if they where out

This man isn't against PDA he was just scared of leaving the closed but, in my eyes, Shane is goign to love being super cute in public with Ilya like he was happy to be with Rose...

#there would probably be a little transition period but otherwise #myshane is loving pda

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#myretiredhollanov

shanyshko

ilya mad shane came up to talk to him like he wasn't stalking the fuck out of shane in that ice rink. yeah he just happened to be watching canadian men's figure skating the day after losing to latvia complete coincidence shane was there. it's like when cats bite you after following you into a room. shane's like omg kitty! and ilya is like NOOOO NO NO YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE ME OBVIOUSLY FOLLOWING YOU

shanyshko

this scene looks like this to me

shiveringsoldier

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

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atrustfulplace

What if i said rose is subconsciously choosing gay boyfriends because then when she doesn’t like the sex she can just blame it on them, and doesn’t have to think about another more lesbian reason she doesn’t like having sex with men.

dogpuppy

snowsmoked

The MHL decides to partner with Heartthrobs Against Heart Disease for their 2018 fundraising calendar. It's a Canadian non-profit that features various Heartthrobs in various states of undress at their various jobs. They had firefighter editions, teacher editions, and even farmer editions. The MHL sent out an email to a few dozen of Canadian players, asking if anyone had a free day over the summer.

Yuna Hollander does not hesitate to scoop that charitable opportunity up.

They get their 12 players, one for each month. Shane gets his birth month, May. The tagline on top of his photo is: "I may be a two-time Stanley Cup winner, but I still get checked regularly for early onset heart disease."

During the following preseason, Ilya walks in on the Bears howling with laughter about something. Never one to be left out, Ilya demands to know what's so funny. He's passed a Heartthrob Against Heart Disease 2018-2019 calendar and joins in on the laughter as he flips through these idiots. That is, until he gets to May.

Shane is on the ice, a hockey stick slotted across his broad shoulders, arms draped over it. He's shirtless, only wearing gloves and his baggy hockey pants, ridden down on one side to show off the top of his underwear and the deep V just above his hips. They must have had him do pushups because his abs are more defined than usual, deep cuts across his stomach shimmering with a thin layer of sweat. His hair was messed up, like someone had run their hands through it. He was looking directly at the camera, a little smirk on his face like he knew exactly what he was doing. His biceps...

The calendar was snatched from him, which was probably a good thing, if the saliva pooling in his mouth and the tightness of his pants were anything to go by.

That night, away from any prying eyes and on a private browser, Ilya navigates to the Heartthrobs Against Heart Disease website. He about blacks out when he sees the Special Edition: Oops, All Hollander!

writinginasnowglobe

shane listening to white noise while working out yes yes yada yada but also consider that shane's mind is constantly running ilya porn in the background. like one of the 24 tabs in his brain is always ilyahub and shane is very good at doing whatever he's doing while his brain is replaying what he and ilya did two weeks ago in extremely graphic detail. SO. anyway. let's all consider post-marriage shane that's now playing for the centaurs with his husband and said husband has maybe sent him an audio file the last time they had to be apart (the reason why is irrelevant here, let's just pretend ilya was visiting sveta in boston). and let's consider shane at the gym with his expensive, full noise-canceling headphones on, surrounded by his teammates as he's doing his bicep curls or RDLs or whatever, and listening to ilya fully moaning and whispering dirty talk in his ear with a completely straight face. let's just all consider that for a second

mina-logan

Bit spooky honestly.

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ritahayworrth

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

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lem0nademouth

so in my personal hc baby hollander-rozanov is genetically rose & shane’s with rose as gestational surrogate (trust me on this one) and it makes me giggle to think of svetlana taking rose to a routine third trimester appointment and the obgyn being like hey girl so idk how to tell u this but baby is Huge. like Large. expect a ten pounder. if you wanna deliver vaginally i will support that choice however. medically i advise using the sunroof exit. up to u tho.

and rose is so chill abt it like yeah!!! totally cool let’s do it get me on that OR schedule. but sveta is CACKLING and immediately calls ilya and tells him everything because of course rose and sveta know about Fat Baby Shane. shane feels so bad he’s setting up the guest house for rose and svetlana six weeks before the due date and insist they come in early so rose can be on bedrest the last two weeks and he’s filled an entire linen closet with recovery supplies. ilya cannot stop laughing every time he thinks about it and gives shane shit for it at every opportunity. hollander you could not make her cum but you make her carry your gigantic baby that is so huge she will not fit the designated exit. how rude and disrespectful of you.

dumbass-writer

I think hollanov get piercings after retirement because they’re finally in a place where they aren’t being slammed into by 200lb grown men weekly and also Mr. Advertisements isn’t using his perfect face as a walking ad for brands and surprising everyone but Ilya

- shane gets multiple done on his ears ( one ear but all piercings at a time he needs to sleep), his eye brow has a cuff, a small nose hoop and I think he gets a lip ring or a tongue piercing bc they’re both fun to play with if you have an oral fixation

- Ilya gets max three on his ears but he def has an industrial, he has a small nose stud ( I know the septum stereotype missed him by a hair I’m sorry), at least one nipple has a bar, he either has his belly button pierced or a Prince Albert but NAWT both guys and I think he’d do a Monroe over his lip ngl

#Ilya with a belly button piercing agenda NEOW #but also I just want a belly button piercing

loontattoo

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

lupismaris

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

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mutinsfromthemoon

i don’t care if it’s not canon i’m a hollanov digital camera truther they have photos together since their first time as a couple in the cottage. they just have to take pictures with something that don’t have access to the internet and never get to worry about being leaked and i will die on that even if it’s not true. i can’t believe they had to delete everything

sceptixfakemon

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

sceptixfakemon

im never leaving this hellsite

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