chicken bastard

When you need to use royalty free music but can’t find any you like so you make your own but then you remember you don’t know how to compose music but you spent all this time making it and you’re not turning back now

i was getting ready for bed and this gave me a heart attack holy shit

which Ocarina of Time boss is this

Bringing this back from when I first played deltarune 🥰

The boi wants snacks.

whats the worst fruit everyone please sound off

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

Anyone else getting ads for werewolf pregnancy books or is that just me

...bro you good?

Tumblr thinks I want to read werewolf pregnancy books when I really do not

Hey, Tumblr, i want these ads instead of the kitten dying game that i see everytime

i wonder what would make the interior of this children’s hospital look welcoming and less threatening to patients

ill make it a fluid, continuous design, and I’ll make it red because colour theory says red means passion and love

by talos this can’t be happening

i hope this video is 5 minutes long someday

The dionysian mysteries

So one of the funniest things about Maki Itoh is that her gimmick is that she used to be an idol but was fired because her head is “too big.” Most of her wrestling career has been in Japan, where she’s a rude and foul-mouthed heel, but when she wrestles in America she’s a face because by god do we love her.