Fairy ❤️

god I dont wanna fuckin go on dates or try to sell myself or expose myself to an unending list of potential heartbreaks i just wanna skip to the part where someone is holding me and i am cozy. fuck this bro

This is funnier the earlier in the year it’s blogged.

*finishes a roll of wrapping paper* oh shit free weapon

true love is when your pets know u dont feel good and they cuddle with u

i hate your guts please never talk to me again please and thank you :)

I want to disappear.

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

releasing a roomba into the greek forums

when keith haring wrote "i don’t want to be pitied and i don’t know how to be loved. i only know how to love. all i can do is hope i'm doing the right thing."