pretty boy swagger

huge fan of when characters love each other and are closely bonded in an explicitly nonromantic way. however ☝️ i am very much not a huge fan of what happens when characters like this are introduced to fandom

im not always horny. but im always like 30 seconds of fantasizing away from being absurdely horny.

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

we regret to inform everyone that the world’s most microwaveable hamster has left us for the arms of the lord

reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like

incredibly minor but still dumb side effect of late stage capitalism: ever notice how so many concert venues and stadiums just have the lamest names imaginable. Like ooooh Lady Gaga is playing at the..... Mortgage Stadium? Oh boy the finals are at the.... Chase Bank arena. Can't wait to catch a game at the Garunteed Rate field.

the issue with 2:15 is thats already 4 pm

gen z deadbeat father who left to get oat milk and a vape