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"dealing with your bitchy vampire bandmate 101" with matt johnson

#im love them #also yes creamy garlic sauce is The Point of pizza pizza. vampirism be damned i need that sauce

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started my day off strong with the fun realization i am Very attracted to sam campbell cosplaying a border control agent

#first thing youtube showed me because its aware i will watch literally anything on earth if sam campbell is in it #send me to the interrogation room... can i go to the interrogation room... i'll spell fluorescent wrong on purpose...#his hair is too perfect right now #sam campbell

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the timing and cadence of sam campbell's standup makes me feel like I'm on a carnival ride that just keeps going and going and going and it's really loud and weird and probably not safe. i love it

#i knew i had looped companion too many times when i went out to dinner with my mom and she asked me why i was talking like that #he's so fascinating #sam campbell

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#hwoah..... yeagh...

sometimes i get annoyed that i don't know any wise and artsy media and then i realize i do it's just theatre and more specifically theatre that has only ever been performed in my local area

#i should get back into Reading Books and i should get into movies in the first place #but. someday. rn it feels like an obligation bc everyone around me is cooler than me. wrong motivation...#but it is very funny to me how much of my brain is taken up by media it would just be Doxxing to ever mention online

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alright and i also vaguely know someone who lowkey looks exactly like this photo of matt johnson so now what

#***** ******** AND ****** ********* I'VE GOT A LOOKALIKE COMPETITION YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT...#it's so funny they're both film people #same school different years too #what a world...

just finally watched ntbtstm at my mom's behest and it took me like 5 hours of my usual obsessive post-show googling to realize the extreme deja vu i kept getting is bc jay mcarrol looks almost identical to one of my coworkers

#oh my god i wrote this post bc the realization hit me so strongly #but after i typed this i was like “eh i haven't seen him in a while probably i'm exaggerating in my head”#. looked up a photo of my coworker and it is CRAZY OH MY GOD #they're twins straight up it is actually scary !#i hope he knows about this. my fav coworker hands down. we're canadian he's also in film so i would figure he does know #but like Damn what the hell it's SO insane to me

ive decided all this misplaced rage should really just go towards jimmy carr like i always knew it should

#production team schmoduction team. jimmy independently came up with the stupid tiebreak rule #which by the way! bad to bill as a TWIST for a guy like me (i rewatched the show like once daily for this entire time)#i KNEW that would be david bc he JUST made bob laugh and was in that arm wrestle (which honestly why does that count that's two people #and it's not like it was an insane move to get diane to laugh she just Forgot she was on a tv show there)#oh my god i can't wait to look back on this in like maybe 3 days and marvel at how i am maybe the top 1 lamest person on the planet #to be honest this show is really funny for being not that serious and then giving me insane vendettas against very popular comedians #like at the time lol uk 1 aired i liked richard ayoade so i have carried with me that lingering feeling of being pissed #and “he was robbed!!!”#but it wasn't as bad that time that was according to the rules they had presented me #like i do like david mitchell i love an awkward guy but he is just going to piss me off for a long time now and i find that hilarious #that episode in general pissed me off #it kind of felt like being bullied #like i was being bullied by the tv show #like they went oh you like this??? you like this show with a lot of fun and constant banter and lighthearted vibes #with so many of your favourite comedians?#what if it felt incredibly bleak and dire and stressful #and most of the episode was watching the two people you liked the least going into this. and just kind of Waiting for them to go #because you have watched the “next up” trailers so many times you could tell what was going to happen in this episode by like 10 minutes in #What if that was the show now??#oh you loved this show so much because you got to see sam campbell a lot? mm ok all we can do for you is 5 minutes of gay chicken #he cannot be in the remainder of the episode. sorry #you can watch him appear to be an ostracized lonely student trying to get in with the popular kids and sort of awkwardly pace #but he will be silent #anyways. sorry. rant like 5 of the night #if Anyone comes across these. oh god i havent tagged them but full names are searchable right #HEY IF YOU'RE READING THIS. UHH. SORRY.#i wish i didnt get interested in niche things i feel so fine ranting about popular things cause im not alone #man clogs up conversation on australian comedian with 5 straight essays on the unfairness of an amazon prime game show is not a great vibe

i got so pissed i forgot the gay chicken part even existed why am i not thanking god in heaven above i got to see sam campbell extremely sensually feeding david mitchell desserts

#like yknow i could have another series with sam but would any of that be as good as the fleeting minutes i got #of him behaving in a way Entirely alien to me. a way i've Never seen before #i think truly how im gonna emotionally cope with my petty rage is just making overearnest ship edits of this shit #like i cant really explain my vision it's kind of like.#.. see ordinarily this would be pure hypothetical but i do have a lot of free time #last one laughing spoilers #again i do not think anyone on tumblr is watching this show (at least not the way Im watching it) but hey ya never know

ok it's actually insane how pissed i am about this girl calm down it's a comedy show. having said that im gonna continue to be pissed about it in the tags for way too long and maybe then i'll be fine

#i paused before watching the finale part to rant and i thought itd be fine #but the celebratory music playing as they play talking heads of every single person going #WHAT AN INCREDIBLY WORTHY WINNER 🥹🥹 OUR DEAR DAVID #like HELLO an EQUALLY WORTHY WINNER is RIGHT BESIDE YOU #genuinely sitting here flipping my laptop off and miming punching people like #it is conjuring a similar feeling as when i wanted ania to win taskmaster and there was a tiebreak #i dont think i do well with Surprise Rules #like if they had said off the top #“ok. this show is called last one laughing. the winner is the last one to not laugh #BUT! if TWO people don't laugh. that becomes entirely irrelevant and we give it to the person who made other ppl laugh most “#id have seen this editing and the writing on the wall #(like srsly they wouldn't have kept all the clips of EVERYONE saying sam would win #bc that's just like..not what reality tv does)#like it pisses me off sam wasn't even in the conversations this ep #it was the three of them then the two of them then sam and david Finally had to talk #and i don't think that's sam's fault! i don't think he knows these people as well as they know each other!#WHATEVER oh my god it's NOT THAT DEEP #just like. he's my blorbo and i want to see him more and i loved him on this format so i wanted him on it more #if i want to see david mitchell do something i can turn on one of three thousand billion episodes of wilty #if he was my blorbo id just do that i wouldn't care about him being on a stupid amazon prime game show #id watch sam campbell talk to literally anyone in the world if the video footage existed #unfortunately i have SEEN all video footage of him that exists.#so much so that youtube will recommend new videos with him Immediately it recommended a 3 minute old video to me yesterday #like truly i think the emotions aren't ab sam not winning last one laughing uk #they're mostly about how truly bafflingly aggravating and annoying it is to be a very obsessive fan of britcom while living in north america #please god i just want to see my boy sam campbell... across the pond if nothing else i could hitchhike my way there yknow #anyways. whatever. congrats to david mitchell on your ... Well Deserved Win. 🫩🎉#how do i tag spoilers for a show that no one on earth except me is watching like that Matters #last one laughing spoilers #like that i guess?

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that was absolute bullshit start to finish but at least i got the most insane footage in the world of those two playing gay chicken

#i KNOW i take this too seriously but the tiebreak is seriously bullshit #its not “most to make other person laughing” now is it. and do you know who smiled a lot that whole time #david #ugh i guess no TEETH were showing but SERIOUSLY??#this tiebreak to me obviously favoured david bc he knows these ppl better so interpersonally they find him funnier #my boy sam cam did not crack a single even mildly amused face this whole time #he WON the tv show he was on in my heart #im only mad bc based on bob winning and coming back i could have seen him do all this an entire second time like fuck the hell off #whatever. anyways hi whatever one niche person is reading this sorry i promise im not usually this pissed about irrelevant things #sam campbell #last one laughing #last one laughing uk

scriggledyscarecrow

man fuck my stupid chungus life

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its actually fucked up how bad this has been emotionally impacting me like actually it's not that deep

#but also. very very funny now to realize this is happening on tdov #interesting to be stealing a trans person's job on this of all days huh 🤔#oh shit i didnt realize this emoji was here now hi buddy 🫪🫪🫪 why are you nowhere near your brother 😳 did somethign happen btwn yall or

i need to look at pictures of sam campbell and maybe i'll calm down

#thats a lie it'll just remind me how unfair it is that i don't get to see him this summer

man fuck my stupid chungus life

#the epic highs and lows of. whatever the fuck this saga of my life is right now #DON'T TAKE THIS FROM MEEEEEEUHHH PLEAAASE GIRL IT'S ALL I HAVE #hopefully thats enough for future me to get it. i wish i could vaguepost ab my life but like actually my life is way too specific #not that anyone on earth has an Unspecific life it's just that a lot of the broad strokes would even make me too obvious for my own comfort #i have like too big a fear about it. well maybe it's a healthy amount. but i dont shut up anyways so maybe it's too little fear #anyways.#scriggle speaks

episode 3 of the last one laughing recap pod is now my roman empire. what do you mean amy gledhill almost spit into sam campbells mouth and i dont get to see any of that.

#what a shock to find out there Was a recap podcast #i mean within the last week i rewatched the first 3 episodes like five times and i simply had No Idea #hey guys can you send that footage to like Just me. i promise i'll be normal about it 😁#the concept of sam doing a sexual in nature improv scene is unfortunately very fascinating to me and i would like to see it #ive seen him do the craziest shit and yet there are some ideas that make me go hmm. i do not really understand what makes you tick #it just seems fish out of water for him and id like to see it is that too much to ask #sam campbell #i forgot how abnormal i am about him...

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its truly an accursed planet i live on where i cannot attend the biennial show sam campbell does within a 1000km radius of me bc of the legal drinking age in a country i do not live in at a location i have 0 desire to have an alcoholic beverage at

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maybe i just have to get on a plane this fall instead huh. maybe that's the step. hashtag travel

#so dumb that literally anywhere else i wouldnt have this problem i hateee it hereee

its truly an accursed planet i live on where i cannot attend the biennial show sam campbell does within a 1000km radius of me bc of the legal drinking age in a country i do not live in at a location i have 0 desire to have an alcoholic beverage at

#fuck my chungus life and whatever #at least he's on a tv show right now. ill settle for these glimpses. for the next two years or whatever #id fucking go man! id be there in an instant. yk how much money i dropped on this last time?#. Well. ultimately i specifically only went because it was a pretty reasonable amount.#but it was still 3 figures so like only reasonable to an obsessive weirdo #i miss himm i wanna see him again is it too much to ask ive lived lifetimes in these two years #maybe i wouldnt even have gone alone this time. Unlikely!! Big If!! but. 🤷#gonna be weirdly aggressive to my same-age friends with summer or earlier birthdays for a while methinks. sigh

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