if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

machine groaning gears churning steam whistle blows in blizzard HQ as the overwatch diversity machine explodes in a puff of black smoke and out on the conveyor belt rolls a third japanese character who happens to be a ninja

for anyone keeping score they added a 4th japanese character who happens to be a magical ninja. i'm not joking.

the tags carry whispers of a fifth japanese character who happens to be a ninja. dear god