Inspirobot KILLIN it with the trans rights these days

was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection

Break Stuff Sunday

Welcome to Break Stuff Sunday

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

spilled cherry pepsi on the socks i'm knitting but the yarn is dark brown because i had premonitions of a pepsi disaster many years ago

twin peaks

Stand aside himbos, himme fatale just dropped