Let's Trip Together

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

the rage of a hundred souls,, ,

screams of the damned, ,, ,,

you literally never have to ask me “can we cuddle” because the answer is always yes

In light of tumblrs stupid new banned tags I will continue doing just whatever I want

Wya

why is the internet becoming pg. like why is that happening and how is that monetarily beneficial compared to allowing uncensored content. personally i think we should create a new one and call it Nasty Internet

“as fuck” is my favorite unit of measurement

why is she wearing a dress if shes just gonna let her rodent vagina hang out of it

oh penis christ

remember go nuts show nuts whatever

That is the ultimate petty move and I applaud you

If you aren’t anti American in 2018, it’s time for you to grow the fuck up

the cashier asked me how im gonna pay like in terms of cash or card and i just said “money” cause i meant cash and she went “thats how it works”

im the cashier

in 2018 we start opressing people who like their hot chocolate with water

if youre lactose intolerant you can stay but youre on fucking thin ice

I eat the powder straight from the pack

Hey do you know how horrible what you just said was

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

please see a gynecologist

I wanna be nice but everyone annoys me