here. here is simple and happy.

cup a dert little worms babey!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO TOLD

i diagnose you with i love you

bro shut the fuck up im healing

me vibrating and talking fast: i am so cute and i cannot die 

titties out whole pussy out this frog don’t give a damn

my tiny human body isn’t big enough to hold all the love that’s inside me and that’s why i’m always crying

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

Dont you worry about where i got my burlap sacks with dollar signs on them

let me get one thing fucking straight. im fucking maniacal. im absolutely frantic. im mad-dog. im berzerk . im going wild, fucking insane. im a cycle path. i wake up at 11:30 and drink flat mountain dew. yall actually chew your spaghetti? weak. pathetic. ugly. i swallow it down my slipery gullet like its nothing. i go to kung fu lessons on tuesday and saturday so i can kick your ass. i flung myself into a nyquil-induced 5-hour nap at 2:00 pm and when i woke up i couldnt see so i just went back to bed and when i woke up it was next week