Heartbreak Weather

You’re talkin’ a whole lot. Sure hope you got the moves to back it up. Sounds fun, I’m in. Oh whatever, why would I not? They gon’ talk no matter what so might as well give ‘em something good to work with. 

Why do you feel bad for me?! If you want to give me better ones, hey, I won’t complain…

i will, don’t you worry lad, i’ll tell all five of ‘em. oi, can i ask you somethin’? i’m asking you anyway. you heard h’s new album? you know that song, the boyfriends one, do you think that’s aimed at me? saw a clip of him sayin’ fuck boyfriends on twitter yesterday, dunno if i’m bein’ over dramatic or sensitive or whatever.

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Course ya can ask me anyth- oh. Well uh, I’m not exactly up to date on what’s even going on between the two of ya these days, so that’s ... a bit of a tough cookie to crumble, y’know? I feel like ... maybe that’s something you should ask him about if ya feel like ... I dunno that it’s out of the left field or whatever. The album is good though, obviously. It’s our guy, Hazza. But I say if you have worries about things, communicate, but also know that sometimes songs might reflect a mindstate someone had at one time and don’t have anymore, yknow? I’m here for ya, bud.

I suppose I can forgive you. Well damn okay then, why just tell me when showing me is so much more fun. Alright, cool. Let’s link up for a night out or something. Unless you wanna just come over and chill. I’m down for either.

That’s definitely one of the cutest pick up lines I’ve ever heard. I’ll slide into your DMs for that alone.

Well you might be right, I might need a sugar daddy or mama honestly. I’m not as rich as people think I am. I mean who doesn’t like a good nip slip, I don’t think anyone would notice if I did though, I’m not on Janet’s level.

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Ah yes the impression that everyone thinks you’re loaded when you’re broke as a joke. C’est la vie. Sugar daddy and mama offers incoming, I bet. You don’t think anyone would notice your whole titty? I definitely would.

I try. Good thing I always keep my word then. Nah I’m not too busy, I’ll be here. Been pretty chill lately. Oh is that right? What else are you into? Don’t get shy on me now. Curious minds want to know.

Really know how to make a wee boy blush, Nialler. You’re too adorable. Of course, gotta make sure you and Hailey both fit in here, bud. You ain’t going anywhere, promise. Golfing, huh? Are you doing tournaments and things or just doing it for funsies?

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It’s my favorite pass time. Glad I still got it, mate. Of course. I know I take up a lot of space with my big arse. I’m squeezing though. Golfing, yeah. Nah just doing the funsies. I wouldn’t say I’m any good really. At least not in comparison to the pros.

Definitely didn’t see that coming, but I laughed which almost makes me spill my tea. Please do, I’ll be impatiently waiting. Thanks for the reassuring words, I’m not worrying anymore, plus I’m an all around cool person to have a conversation over a pint, or as many as we’d like.

i can definitely agree with that. different kinds of fun like that are always the true adventures and the things that you tell your children in the future! we love a good fun ‘Vegas esque marriage’ type deal because those are always fun stories to tell! everyone enjoys things like that. they make the best kinds of stories. maybe the next vacation you take you might get that kind of fun! 

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I don’t know if I’d go as far as marrying a stranger while drunk. Maybe just a few cheeky hook ups, but I think I am too young right now for the whole falling in love thing, but who knows. We will see next vacay, I guess.

Finally, someone sees right through me! Haha. It’ll be the best time you’ve ever had on a golf course or your money back. But really, just say goodbye to your money. Hahaha. Have they finally worked you enough you just feel that old? Because I’m getting there, pal. Good thing those are always free. 

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I’ve got good eyes sometimes. I’m holding you too that, just so you know. So nice time in the area and wanna do some golfing, I’m dragging you with. I don’t know. I feel I’ve been pretty lax, but all the golf ages a man don’t it. You know there are actually professional cuddlers? So like it’s not ... always always free.

I’ll accept that. I have my boring moments when I’m a homebody and my introvert side kicks in. Yeah, probably been a couple years. I love London though. Sounds good! Looking forward to it. Next time I’ll come visit you in London to make it even. Me? Psh, I would never do such a thing. Hah, I can’t help that it’s fun to tease you a little. Can’t blame a girl for tryin’. 

that’s very unlike you, mate, you doin’ okay? front page news: niall horan keeps his mouth shut.  i won’t be back in london for a little while. in new york this weekend then down to south america for a little. we should have a beer together over facetime. a virtual pub.

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I’m fine. That’s why I said just this once, my friend. Tell all your friends if you must. Boo.  That sucks. I hoped you enjoyed NYC and love South America just as much though, mate. I’m down for the facetime.

It does, thank you! Lone wolves are just a bit unsatisfying to me, I need to see the entire herd together. If keeping me in your thoughts means you’ll like our little pints shenanigan and would like another one, count me in.

I’d say may the odds be ever in your favor.