i wanna be a cowboy babey!!

jj: you nearly drove us off the road??

spencer: confidently

jj: spencer has a tumblr?

morgan: spencer knows how tumblr works?

emily: spencer knows how to use the internet?

spencer: ...can i have a forehead kiss too? 🥺

morgan: [kisses spencer on the forehead]

garcia: [kisses spencer on the forehead] 

morgan: ‘when’? 

emily: that is what i said, yes

morgan: are you planning to get murdered someday??

derek: what’s so wrong with being square?

emily: all he does is laze around and beg for food and sometimes he’ll wake me up at an ungodly hour by making noise until i acknowledge him, just so he can get in bed with me or so i can feed him

jj: c’mon spence, trust me on this! have i ever lied to you?

spencer: well i mean, there was the time you lied about emily...

jj: well yeah but-

spencer: and then there was the time that you-

spencer: [takes it literally and starts to explain why it doesn’t make sense]

morgan: buddy...

spencer: what

morgan: it was a joke

spencer: okay, and?

garcia: well you’re the resident genius, tell me what’s wrong with me. i’d use web md but they’re gonna tell me i have like three days to live

spencer: garcia i told you the last time you came to me for a stomach ache that i’m not that kind of doctor

garcia: ):